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Homebuilder. I promise it won't fall down. Maybe.
How did you get into triathlon?
I was over-medicated at the time.
How long have you been doing triathlon?
Long enough to be better than I am.
The Muddy Buddy wannabe at the lake. Freaking awesome.
Do you have training partners?
I pay people to train with me. Even then, sometimes they refuse. But they keep the cash.
Leadville 100. What a b'otch. Hardest thing I've done in my life, but what a blast!
The Hotter 'n Hell BITES. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
Why you do triathlons?
Motorcycle racing is too dangerous. And scary.
What's next for you?
Extradition and trial by jury. Probably 5 - 10 years.
Most embarrassing moment doing sports?
Pitching softball and getting nailed in the face with a line drive. I look different now.
Running Shoe that you wear?
Brooks Adrenaline GTS 5 Twin Turbo Mega-Scorch Ultradrive Hybrid 2019. You can't buy 'em. I've got the only pair. They make me sooooo freaking fast.
What time do you wake up?
Depends on the dream...
Favorite song to train to?
This week: Cold Hard Bitch by Jet, C'mon C'mon by The Von Bondies, Stumble and Fall by Razorlite, Stop by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Pain by Jimmy Eat World, When I'm Gone by No Address, and Until It Sleeps by Metallica.
Out of all 3 sports- which is your favorite?
Gotta be the bike. Oh yeahhhhh, it's ALL about the bike.
What kind of food do you eat during a workout?
Favorite food (regular)?
Tacos at Fuel City on Industrial Blvd. No onions. I like all of the different meats they stuff inside, except the one that doesn't translate into English. I think it means "We won't eat it, but maybe you will."
She's gotta be out there somewhere. Probably still in rehab.
Other sports interest?
Snowboarding, mountain biking, cow tipping.
Something that you like to do that is not sports related?
Besides photographing road-kill? Concerts. Love 'em. LOUD. No, louder than that. Toss me in the pit and I'm amped for weeks.
Favorite TV show/movie?
News flash: TV FREAKING SUX THESE DAYS. Sorry, couch campers. Like I could give a crap what Kim Kardashian's stupid life is like. Aside from sports, I dig watching Family Guy, but the tube ain't on that much.
The Grim Reaper
Broomfield, Colorado. But everyone thinks I'm from Cali, which I can't figure out. Dude.
Interesting fact about yourself?
Went to 5 universities. Not really. Okay, really....not....really.... Yeah, really. Hey, there's nothing wrong with nine years of college.
What do you like to do to get away from triathlon?
Who would want to get away from triathlon?!